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How To Bid Like A Maniac

As you’re aware, I really dislike bidding on freelance projects. The process just takes too much time. It’s very easy to get absorbed in it, and before you know it, you’ve wasted an entire day doing nothing but looking through potential job opportunities. That’s why I’ve made a habit of bidding like a maniac as of late. There’s a certain kind of bidding instinct that comes out – I’ve fine tuned my approach and finally learned how to smell the good projects a mile away. Now I casually glance at the screen looking for all the key indicators of goodness before I continue on.

How Much Time Should You Spend On Bidding?

If you get really really good at it, you should do all of your bidding for the entire week within the span of just a few hours. I know that sounds crazy, but you’re looking through a huge pile of rejects here. The good ones will make themselves known with experience, and you’ll go right for them. I have a basic list of things I look for in a project listing, but it’s really an overall impression that strikes me. I could list all of the qualities of a good project. I just don’t think it would really help anyone. Each project is unique in its own way.

If there is one quality I’m looking for, it’s this mysterious sense I get that I can make somewhere near $100/hr on the job. Now I know you’re going to say I’m some kind of crazy extortionist, but hear me out. It makes total sense to go for $100/hr on every job. There’s a few good reasons for it.

1.) They aren’t paying your health insurance.
2.) You have to spend time prospecting.
3.) They aren’t paying your social security.

These costs add up. $100/hr needs to be the start of any negotiation. Sure, you can probably go down a little bit, but you aren’t being properly respected as an employee unless you’re making something near this amount. Now it would be different if the client were your only client, and he or she could give you enough work for an entire year. It would be different if they were paying your health insurance. It would be really really different if they could all pay their invoices early and on time. Sadly, our world does not work this way. $100/hr is your buffer. That’s the mysterious property you need to search for.

I also know that I realistically only have about 4 billable hours each day. That’s how most people operate too. Only a few of us can focus that much for hours and hours on end. If I’m not making somewhere near $100/hr for those billable hours, I’m selling myself short. I spend a lot of time working every day, it’s just that it’s not all billable time. It’s time spent on emails, pitches, and searching for new work.

I’m always on the lookout for the $100/hr potential. It means the client is serious.

What The Ideal Project Looks Like

The ideal project is a small fixed price project somewhere in the range of a few hundred dollars. It’s relatively small because the client isn’t an extortionist. It’s got a decent sized budget for what it is. It’s like a little nibble and usually nothing more. These types of jobs, in my experience, have always paid out the best.

The ideal job tends not to require a lot of research. It’s a short copywriting project. The big research projects tend not to have a big enough budget allocated to the research time itself. Somehow, to many clients, our thinking time doesn’t seem to have as much value as our writing time. I take it we’re being hired because of our brains, so I value it all equally. Skype, emails, thinking, writing – it’s all the same to me. It should be the same to you as well. Charge for all of it.

Be sure to be the first one to name the number too. That’s why I never bid on projects with a stated number that’s below my pay threshold. They’ve already thrown out the first number! The entire negotiation has been determined because they’ve set the context. Why even bother with that? You can’t win. The game has been defined so as to make winning impossible.

I’ve had clients tell me that freelancing should not be a lifestyle choice. Fair enough, but at the end of the day it all comes down to money. Some of them can afford your rates. Others can’t. That’s why you need to be the best. It means you’ll land the best gigs. You’ll get your rates because literally nobody can step in and do the job with the same presence and style.

So bid like a maniac! Look for that golden $100 per hour potential. You deserve it! Your kids deserve it! You are good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

Have you ever run into this kind of client? They constantly want to meet on Skype to discuss whatever’s next, and worse yet, they don’t really seem to want to pay you for it. Allow me to rephrase that. They won’t mention payment for the Skype conversation, but some of them might balk if you try to charge them money for it. What do you do in a situation like this?

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m kind of bad at this one. You see, I like to woo my clients in with a freebee Skype conversation just to get things started. We’ll chat for a bit, and then we come to a decision on what to do next.

Now I’m beginning to rethink this position. It’s not that I don’t love to talk to my clients. I really do. That’s actually the problem. I like to talk so much that we often go off-task, and then I feel bad about charging them for the time. The truth is no matter how much I enjoy talking to them, my enjoyment has nothing to do with the business side of things. At the end of the day my time and expertise are worth money. I have to get paid.

Money has a funny way of organizing things.

My refined position is more like this. You should get paid for every minute you spend on Skype with your clients. Your getting paid is what keeps things on-task. You can spend a few minutes catching up here and there, but you’ve really gotta avoid these long conversation threads. They’re killing your day and making you less productive.

Watch out for these ones too:

The show-up-and-disappear client. These clients have too much going on at once to set a solid meeting time for Skype. They’re great if you can catch them, but the waiting really starts to drag.

The yak-your-ears-off client. Some clients want to get to know you… too much. They’ll yak and yak, but it doesn’t lead in any business direction. You’ve gotta bring things back on track or end the relationship.

The why-weren’t-you-on-skype client? And then there are those who expect you to be on Skype on command. They’ll give you no notice at all, and then ask you why you weren’t on Skype. My answer: I have a life.

Don’t be on Skype all the time. Get a life.

You have to take these kinds of clients with a grain of salt. If they say “meet me now,” and they don’t show up right away, turn off Skype, go do something else, and bill them for 15 minutes. It’s not fair to make you wait around like that. Over time, they’ll get the hint. Or they’ll hate you. Whichever comes first. (Hate is perfectly acceptable in this situation as it means you’ll be wasting a lot less time in the long run).

Don’t get me wrong. Skype is an awesome tool. It’s a great way to communicate with your clients all around the world. It can also be a monumentally huge distraction. I can’t actually do my work with Skype open because I know someone will inevitably interrupt me to talk about something. It’s not to say I don’t like being interrupted by my clients. I do. That’s the problem.

I now charge for all Skype conversations because I need less distractions in my life. If you’re reading this, and you are one of my many clients, you should be honored. It means you’re entertaining and interesting enough to distract me. Unfortunately, like all of us, I’ve gotta make money to do what I want to do. That’s why I’m charging you for my time.

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I'm Ted, a snowboarder by day and copywriter by night.