Here’s a good reason to always check through every buyer you see on a site. If you ever see any reviews like this, just think to yourself that it could be you the next time. Even if somebody does cause you harm, it looks very unprofessional to publicly wish for their life to become a living hell.

I hope the worst curses of bad PR befall you, TheMason! May you find yourself in a position in which you are never able to recruit top talent! Yea, your business shall rot from its own creepy and decrepit ways, and your children’s children shall never touch an Elance account for fear of mockery and reproach! Take heed, for the twilight of your exaggerated anger is upon you!

Forget what I just said. This is too fun!